RANDOM SHENANIGANS THE POST

[secretbooty]

[this post is for random verse shenanigans nothing to see here]

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[showbooty]

[Iris is swinging nearby, bending the light away from them both, which helps considering Iris's costume involves a fucking shiny white catsuit. Iris lands in a remote corner, keeping a pocket of shadows around them, and then has to hiss.]

Why are you here on tonight of all nights?! Did you see news about my notice then decide to mess me up?

[secretbooty]

[At least you're being nice enough to keep me from being found, though she'd manage that well enough on her own with her own skills.]

No, because I'm not glued to every single move you make.

[showbooty]

[THE SAD PART IS this goes both ways, so it's going to be very hard for us to see out of it, too.]

Then why would you come here, now?!

[secretbooty]

[so we're probably fucked]

Because it actually seemed like a good challenge for once.

[showbooty]

This place isn't just your 'challenge'! You need to get out of here, right now!

[secretbooty]

Why should I?

I had some important plans. If those fall through, then—well, it's not your business to know.

[showbooty]

Are they important enough to get killed over? Because they will kill us both.

[secretbooty]

It was important enough for me to put myself in this situation! Even with that threat!

[showbooty]

All you're after is money and a thrill, right?

[secretbooty]

Those are good pluses, but it's not like that's the only reason I steal.

[showbooty]

Then why are you here tonight?

[secretbooty]

It's a secret.

[showbooty]

Then get out. You'll ruin everything!

[secretbooty]

No! I'm not leaving, so forget it!

[showbooty]

Then I'll carry you out myself!

[secretbooty]

Hey, hey, you're not carrying me anywhere. Why the hell would I let you carry me?

[showbooty]

Because I'm not giving you a choice.

[secretbooty]

That's not your choice to make.

[showbooty]

Haven't you fucked up enough tonight?

[secretbooty]

That doesn't mean it's not salvageable.

[showbooty]

If you stay here, it won't be.

[secretbooty]

What the hell did you need, anyway?

[showbooty]

Something more important than whatever yours is!

[secretbooty]

I doubt it.

[And during all this bickering, the guards are actually getting fairly close—it's not like they can see them at all, even if the guards can't see them.]

[showbooty]

I'm going to bring this entire company down, so stay out of my way!