RANDOM SHENANIGANS THE POST

[secretbooty]

[this post is for random verse shenanigans nothing to see here]

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[showbooty]

Stop making noise, you idiot!

[As the wind boosts them forward, Iris is going to be casting an illusion that makes them look like they're still running at normal speed, way behind where they are.]

[secretbooty]

They can't hear it! Come on, I'm a sneak thief.

[I CAN STILL SUPPLY THE SPEED BOOST THOUGH AT LEAST, but that doesn't leave the obstacle of the guards in front.]

[showbooty]

They might!

[FUCK IT I'M JUST GONNA TRY TO RUN THROUGH THEM WHILE THEY THINK I'M FURTHER BACK]

[secretbooty]

[AND I'LL KEEP PUSHING YOU, but due to the nature of what I am doing I can't exactly give myself a speed boost when I'm shoving you along...

which means she just leaps up, climbing everything she can to get up and out.]

[showbooty]

[and once she sees Jasmine going out, she... hesitates. Just long enough to look backwards for a minute, but she's bounding up after Jasmine after a moment, following her out.]

[secretbooty]

[... why though YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME IN BEING A MONKEY]

[showbooty]

[because i need to make sure you're really out

and also the doors have gotten a rather uncomfortable number of guns between me and them now]

[secretbooty]

[I thought you could illusion yourself out though!!!

Sorry I just prefer the monkey way out though, it comes with being the kind of thief she is.]

[She settles into the shadows a few blocks away, though.]

[showbooty]

[ILLUSIONS DON'T STOP BULLETS IF THEY DECIDE TO JUST SPRAY THEM

dropping in on top of you in a bit though, fucking agile cheaterface]

[secretbooty]

[huffs]

There.

[showbooty]

What "there"? Now next time their security will be even worse!

[secretbooty]

It'd be a challenge.

[showbooty]

Suicide is not a challenge.