RANDOM SHENANIGANS THE POST

[secretbooty]

[this post is for random verse shenanigans nothing to see here]

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[showbooty]

[well, the good news is, this speed boost is helping, once she gets used to the boost Iris is booking it like no one's business.

The bad news is we're being shot at.]

[secretbooty]

[Well. Shit.

At the very least, Jasmine can manipulate the air to slow down the bullets even as she books it out of the area, but it's by no means perfect. She almost gets grazed by a few bullets in the process.]

Shitshitshitshitshit—

[showbooty]

Stop making noise, you idiot!

[As the wind boosts them forward, Iris is going to be casting an illusion that makes them look like they're still running at normal speed, way behind where they are.]

[secretbooty]

They can't hear it! Come on, I'm a sneak thief.

[I CAN STILL SUPPLY THE SPEED BOOST THOUGH AT LEAST, but that doesn't leave the obstacle of the guards in front.]

[showbooty]

They might!

[FUCK IT I'M JUST GONNA TRY TO RUN THROUGH THEM WHILE THEY THINK I'M FURTHER BACK]

[secretbooty]

[AND I'LL KEEP PUSHING YOU, but due to the nature of what I am doing I can't exactly give myself a speed boost when I'm shoving you along...

which means she just leaps up, climbing everything she can to get up and out.]

[showbooty]

[and once she sees Jasmine going out, she... hesitates. Just long enough to look backwards for a minute, but she's bounding up after Jasmine after a moment, following her out.]

[secretbooty]

[... why though YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME IN BEING A MONKEY]

[showbooty]

[because i need to make sure you're really out

and also the doors have gotten a rather uncomfortable number of guns between me and them now]

[secretbooty]

[I thought you could illusion yourself out though!!!

Sorry I just prefer the monkey way out though, it comes with being the kind of thief she is.]

[She settles into the shadows a few blocks away, though.]

[showbooty]

[ILLUSIONS DON'T STOP BULLETS IF THEY DECIDE TO JUST SPRAY THEM

dropping in on top of you in a bit though, fucking agile cheaterface]

[secretbooty]

[huffs]

There.

[showbooty]

What "there"? Now next time their security will be even worse!

[secretbooty]

It'd be a challenge.

[showbooty]

Suicide is not a challenge.