RANDOM SHENANIGANS THE POST

[secretbooty]

[this post is for random verse shenanigans nothing to see here]

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[showbooty]

Are they important enough to get killed over? Because they will kill us both.

[secretbooty]

It was important enough for me to put myself in this situation! Even with that threat!

[showbooty]

All you're after is money and a thrill, right?

[secretbooty]

Those are good pluses, but it's not like that's the only reason I steal.

[showbooty]

Then why are you here tonight?

[secretbooty]

It's a secret.

[showbooty]

Then get out. You'll ruin everything!

[secretbooty]

No! I'm not leaving, so forget it!

[showbooty]

Then I'll carry you out myself!

[secretbooty]

Hey, hey, you're not carrying me anywhere. Why the hell would I let you carry me?

[showbooty]

Because I'm not giving you a choice.

[secretbooty]

That's not your choice to make.

[showbooty]

Haven't you fucked up enough tonight?

[secretbooty]

That doesn't mean it's not salvageable.

[showbooty]

If you stay here, it won't be.

[secretbooty]

What the hell did you need, anyway?

[showbooty]

Something more important than whatever yours is!

[secretbooty]

I doubt it.

[And during all this bickering, the guards are actually getting fairly close—it's not like they can see them at all, even if the guards can't see them.]

[showbooty]

I'm going to bring this entire company down, so stay out of my way!

[secretbooty]

Weren't you already talking about leaving?

[showbooty]

Yeah, you leaving.

[secretbooty]

Make me, if you want me to leave so badly! You're all talk and no action!

[showbooty]

As you wish!

[WHAT IF I AM GRABBING YOU TO CARRY YOU OUT]

[secretbooty]

Hey!

[but she's actually fairly light and easy to carry around, she's a wind mage after all, so she's naturally tiny and light.]

[showbooty]

[I CAN'T FLY LIKE YOU THOUGH so i'm going to be dropping low quickly to try to carry us out in a pocket of darkness]